Dining Dispute Detectives Gifts

Are you searching for a unique gift for someone who loves solving mysteries, especially in the culinary world? Our collection of products for dining dispute detectives combines humor, wit, and creativity to delight food enthusiasts and amateur sleuths alike. Perfect for those who enjoy unraveling the truth behind every dish and dispute at the dinner table, these items add a fun twist to their love of investigation.

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

from $19.00

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?" mockup

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

from $19.00

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?" mockup

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

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'How is the water prepared?'

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'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...' mockup

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

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'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

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"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern." mockup

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

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"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more." mockup

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

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"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more." mockup

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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"Hey!-This looks like a good place!" mockup

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

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"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!" mockup

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

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"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual." mockup

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

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"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir." mockup

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

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"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was." mockup

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

from $19.00

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly mockup

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

from $19.00

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!' mockup

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

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"How 'local' is the fish?"

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"Don't tell him anything."

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'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!'' mockup

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

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'Mine was stone cold.'

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'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?' mockup

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

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"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego." mockup

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

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"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce." mockup

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

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'You're cute when you blow your cool.' mockup

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

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"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache." mockup

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

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Plane with banner shoots at another. mockup

Plane with banner shoots at another.

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"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?" mockup

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

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'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!' mockup

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

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"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV." mockup

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

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"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."

"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion." mockup

"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."

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'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.' mockup

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

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Dining Dispute Detectives Gifts Collection

Dining Dispute Detectives Mugs

Explore our collection of dining dispute detectives mugs—perfect for adding a humorous touch to morning routines or coffee breaks.

Dining Dispute Detectives Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows featuring dining dispute detective themes—bring humor and comfort to any living space or detective's retreat.

Dining Dispute Detectives Prints

Decorate with our cleverly themed prints for dining dispute detectives—ideal for kitchens, dining rooms, or detective-inspired spaces.

Dining Dispute Detectives T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts that celebrate the culinary detective in every foodie—great for casual wear and showing off their love for solving dining mysteries.