Dinghy Rowing Aficionado Gifts

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piracy on a boating lake

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Wrong leadership.

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

The Imperfect Storm

Rowing machine on a river.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'