Dinghy Rowing Aficionado T-Shirts

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Wrong leadership.

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"He's a keeper!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Rowing machine on a river.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'