Dinghy Dreamer T-Shirts

"He's a keeper!"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Whale Romance

Ever Given

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

My First Boat

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Car Dealer

"I will never forget it: 22nd of January 2000! That's when a sailor threw a piece of chocolate at me: first time I tasted something sweet..."

Heavenly Ships

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Heavenly internet connection

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Set Sail

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Think Sales!

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

'He not only lied about the size of his yacht, he made me row.'

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"