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'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

The Devil's in the detail!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."