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Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Son, look out there! Do you think I got all this through luck? No! It took work work work!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The Devil's in the detail!

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'What a control freak!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Give Thanks.

No news is good news.