Diligence Devotee Mugs

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Son, look out there! Do you think I got all this through luck? No! It took work work work!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The Devil's in the detail!

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'What a control freak!'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."