Diligence Admirers Mugs

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Mensa Does Improv

The Devil's in the detail!

The wine-shop

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

"This new guy's really good!"

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

"I'd say we all have our burrows, Katie. Sure, mine might literally be a hole in the ground... yours might be that inner Katie that nobody really knows."

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."

The RAF salute the world of banking

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, I'm twelve years old and I still can't make a half-court shot in basketball. What should I do? - Moe. Moe, I know you want a quick fix, but there's no substitute for hard work. Master the half-court shot the way I mastered needle-point, practice five hours a day for seventy-five years … while giving your competitors backhanded compliments. With diligence, you'll eventually outlive anyone who knows your failings … which means they never

'Please use just your inner voices.'

CSI Elementary School. They matched the prints on the ball that broke the window to my finger painting.

"He's a very subtle whistle-blower. He uses wind chimes."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

"Let me ask you this. Do you see yourself as abominable?"

'Do you every get the feeling you're being washed?'

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