Digitally Inclined Gifts

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Buy my data $20"

His Master's Data.

Devil worried because he feels good

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

Harvest Data Festival

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Sit still why I explain why exercise is important."

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

Human evolution

"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"