Digitally Inclined Gifts

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Statue of liberty selfie

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

His Master's Data.

Devil worried because he feels good

Facebook/Meta

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Harvest Data Festival

"Sit still why I explain why exercise is important."

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

Human evolution

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"