Digital Safari Lover Gifts

'Humph! Geeks.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Eat me"

Obsession with the Internet.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

Elephant ass selfie.

"Who can we call?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.