Digital Romance Satirist Pillows

"Siri, find me someone better."

Right click for yes...

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Online marriage ceremony.

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Pop up begger.

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

NHS computer: Kaput.

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Maybe I was wrong?

Cyber Love

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"Sorry I'm late... I was getting our date approved by my lawyer."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'