Digital Romance Satirist Prints

"Siri, find me someone better."

Right click for yes...

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Your website or mine?'

Follow me on Twitter...

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Online marriage ceremony.

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Pop up begger.

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

NHS computer: Kaput.

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

Cyber Love

Maybe I was wrong?

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'I can't believe how many firms let staff waste time on so-called 'social-networking'.'