Digital Retro Gifts

'There's a file in there - 40 GB - it's got all the family snaps on.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early Colour TV

I.T. Fear

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

"I'll never forget you."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

He still refuses to upgrade.

Gramaphone Man.