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'There's a file in there - 40 GB - it's got all the family snaps on.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

I.T. Fear

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

"I'll never forget you."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

He still refuses to upgrade.

Gramaphone Man.