Digital Vintage Enthusiast T-Shirts

Computer Illiterate.

The Computer Bore

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I love these old decorations!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Grandma's caf

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

1930's Lady.

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I'll never forget you."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'