Digital Reputation Guardian Pillows

"I'm sorry, but I can't hire you. I typed your name in on a search engine, and lazy, selfish, and unmotivated were the categories that came up."

Hate Platforms

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Press Freedom

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"AI chat bot"

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Turkey, present day...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

"The enemy of the people!"

Freedom of the Press

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."