"I'm sorry, but I can't hire you. I typed your name in on a search engine, and lazy, selfish, and unmotivated were the categories that came up."
Digital Reputation Guardian Prints
Browse eye-catching prints for your digital reputation guardian—ideal for decorating their space with a witty tribute to their online management skills.
Hate Platforms
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
Press Freedom
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
It appears to be some sort of computer virus.
"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."
'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'
Turkey, present day...
"AI chat bot"
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
Free press.
"The enemy of the people!"
Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.
"He really hates all the fake news!!"
News for Sale
Freedom of the Press
"I think earth's antivirus software expired."
"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"
An acceptable level of TV violence.
The Expert
'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'
"I've entered your PIN for you. "
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.
The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth
"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."
Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.
Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press
Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?
'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'
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Digital Reputation Guardian Mugs
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Digital Reputation Guardian Pillows
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Digital Reputation Guardian T-Shirts
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