Digital Record Survivors Pillows

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I'll never forget you."

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Error: Out of memory.

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

National Archives

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"Great, but where are all the books?"

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

The Importance of Data Backup.

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Touch screen for bio.

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.