Digital Psychologist Pillows

Computer help.

Computer Diagnosis Man.

The Googler

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

After the summer holidays

Digito Ergo Sum.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"