Digital Personalization Pillows

"Etsy. Recommended for you."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

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I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Buy my data $20"

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

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Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Identity in the networks

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

Nice custom job, Bill!

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'You cheat on me and I'll find out on that wikithing!'

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".