Personalization Pillows

Bob's Apartment

"Personalized!", "Custom!", "Individual use!", "Singular!"

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

Vanity plate

'your personalised number-plate says it all...'

"Baldo, putting my name on my car is silly. If I'm sticking a message on my window, it's going to be more useful than my name."

"Thanks for the stick-on letters, Baldo...but what are they for?"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Sailor and car

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

'Fins are back.'