Personalization Pillows

Bob's Apartment

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"Personalized!", "Custom!", "Individual use!", "Singular!"

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

I assigned everyone a different ringtone. Seriously?

Vanity plate

'your personalised number-plate says it all...'

"Baldo, putting my name on my car is silly. If I'm sticking a message on my window, it's going to be more useful than my name."

"Thanks for the stick-on letters, Baldo...but what are they for?"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

Sailor and car

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

"Is it day or night, officer?"