Digital Personalization Gifts

"Etsy. Recommended for you."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Clickbait

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Buy my data $20"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

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An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Nice custom job, Bill!

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Identity in the networks

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

It's 10 PM. Is your online information being used by 'Big Data' to manipulate you.

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

'You cheat on me and I'll find out on that wikithing!'