Personalization Perfectionist Gifts

Biker working at computer with flame motif.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You're welcome."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Page 33, line 4..."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'He was taller online!'