Digital Persona Manager Pillows

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You are still here."

Wikipedia...

Computer help.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

Computer Diagnosis Man.

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

Computer Four Hands.

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Yes, the meaning of life is...just a moment, I really should take this!"