Digital Persona Manager Mugs

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You are still here."

Wikipedia...

Computer help.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

'The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you.'

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

Conducting a blue bird.

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

Computer Diagnosis Man.

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

Computer Four Hands.

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

Bloggers Anonymous.

"Yes, the meaning of life is...just a moment, I really should take this!"

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.