Digital Misadventurer Gifts

"I told him not to rely on his GPS when out running!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Desert wifi

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"I virtually finished my homework."

Please use another building entirely

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

The Darknet starts right here.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.