Digital Makeover Seeker Gifts

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Congratulations on the new you!

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

Russell Rebrand

Beauty Shop

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

"Notice anything different about me?"

A woman with a laptop

"And this one has a butt recognition feature. Only you will be able to sit in it."

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

'We met through an Internet dating service!'

"Guess who the computer came up with for you, sweetheart."

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'

Cyber Sex.

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

I Like Likes

Interactivewear.

'Good news, when we transferred your medical history to our digital system, it suddenly became legible.'

Can you make my hair look decent if I wear it down? Let's see. I'd cut it, layer it, straighten it and maybe add highlights. How much? I'll run down our prices. Ok, then. Van's hair. Weren't you getting your hair done? I did my finances instead.