Digital Makeover Seeker Mugs

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Congratulations on the new you!

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Beauty Shop

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"And this one has a butt recognition feature. Only you will be able to sit in it."

"Notice anything different about me?"

A woman with a laptop

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

"Guess who the computer came up with for you, sweetheart."

'We met through an Internet dating service!'

Cyber Sex.

I Like Likes

Interactivewear.

'Good news, when we transferred your medical history to our digital system, it suddenly became legible.'

"I had an unexpected glimpse of myself in a mirror today. I need a new briefcase."