Digital Infrastructure Pillows

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Did you get my tweet?"

I.T. Fear

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Zoom Wedding

Third Option

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"I hate people using the cloud."

HS2 time bomb...

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

The Train to Nowhere

They Always Say That