Digital Infrastructure Pillows

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

I.T. Fear

"Did you get my tweet?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Zoom Wedding

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

HS2 time bomb...

"I hate people using the cloud."