Digital Intellectual Pillows

"I don't have much street smarts, but so far I'm surviving on Wikipedia wisdom."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

The Googler

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Paul Ree

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Assertiveness

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I've always been slower than computers...

"Fact amnesty"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."