Digital Era Pillows

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Statue of liberty selfie

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Buy my data $20"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Books On Paper

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His Master's Data.

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

Political Selfie

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Customer #262175880—your order of 'Our Dying Communities' has been delivered."

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'Twitter Tweet'

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Mobile connections