Digital Immigrant Gifts

'Of course the bank didn't credit your account. You can't make online banking deposits by putting cash into the DVD slot.'

'We're trying to get him used to e-mail by putting it in a familiar setting.'

The Final Chapter.

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"My grandson tells me it's to look at porn."

"Why can't you keep your pin number on your phone like everyone else?"

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'My children never email me!'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"We're trying to encourage some of the older staff to put their admin online."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

The fate of the emigrant

'Not that net!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

WiFi Signals

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."