Digital Ice King Pillows

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'No ice.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Ice shelfie.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

S.S.dot.com

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Vacation Mobile

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'How about a cold one?'

Child making ice sculpture.

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

God creates humans.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"It's salt water! It keeps the ice from melting."

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