Digital Genie Summoner Pillows

IT Genie

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Witches of Instagram

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Go on! Pick a card.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Saxophone summoning.

"She works best in hex mode."

Witch Online

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"OK Zoomer!"

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'