Digital Witch Pillows

Witch Online

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

Toadstools

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Witches of Instagram

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Silver Surfer.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Spell Check

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Go on! Pick a card.

Hexercise.

Computer whisperer.

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'What's your poison?'

"When shall we three meet again...?"