Digital Genie Summoner Mugs

IT Genie

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Witches of Instagram

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Go on! Pick a card.

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"She works best in hex mode."

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Saxophone summoning.

Witch Online

"Be careful - these things have consequences. Tax consequences."

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'A friend has added you on FaceBoo.'

"OK Zoomer!"

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'