Digital Doctor Fans Pillows

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

God creates humans.

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Wash, Dry & Spin.

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

Type A Flu.

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

'Great news. There's a new, highly effective app for what you've got.'

Spin doctors.

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

Information Virus.

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"I changed the voice on my smart phone to a cranky old man. So now when I have a question, I can just ask Surly."

"If I need to stop smoking and lose weight...what are you going to do about it?"

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

I think the doctor will agree with me on this, Sir, you have Elephantitis!