Digital Dining Aesthete Gifts

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Internet Restaurant

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

Microwave confusion.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"