Digital Dam-sel In Distress Helpers Pillows

'You have got a computer worm!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Social media and privacy

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

The Importance of Data Backup.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

Computer frustration

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

Computer Confusion

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

401 Error

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

Please help.

"Too buys to chop wood! Too busy to haul branches! But you're never too busy to party, are you?"

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

Grandma's remote explained

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

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'My computers down again!'

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.