Digital Convenience Gifts

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Jack and Jill: Updated.

'I sent out for everything.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Now you can send it."

Baby Screen Time

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

i-teddy

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Spooning

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Silver Surfer.

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Hands-free laptop.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"They're texting it in."

Santa Elevator

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"