Digital Compassionate Pillows

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Right click for yes...

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Your website or mine?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend