Digital Compassionate Pillows

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Right click for yes...

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Your website or mine?'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Man-mobile

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"