Digital Class Comedian Pillows

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'But I digress...'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Big Bang Theory.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'