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"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"OMG, LOL!"

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."