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"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'My dog ate my computer.'

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'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Giggle.

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Google signwriter.

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'You post intimate details on Facebook, you want to be followed on Twitter, you send out dozens of selfies a day, yet you're paranoid about your computer's camera?'

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

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Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."