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'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Barcode Dreams

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Goodnight Social Media.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

#NoJunk

"Lemonade App: $1"

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

Paradise: Entrance Without Q-R Code Prohibited

Twitter followers: Wile Coyote

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"What do you think of my comedy site?"

'So you stubbornly continue surfing anonymously on Internet...'

"I uploaded my empathy to the cloud."