Digital Campaigner T-Shirts

Candidate Forum: Scan here for my platform.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Eldrow

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Connected to Technology.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

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