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"Now take a nice picture of the postcard and send it to grandmother."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Advertising on the internet.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Computerized society.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"