Digital Avoidance Gifts

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

I.T. Fear

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"I need a more interactive you."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Family separated by the Internet

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

Are you calling 911?!

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

Trolling on social media

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Doom scrolling."

Ring. If that me calling, I'm obviously not here.

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

Digital Daze: Texting during a meeting.