Digital Avoidance Gifts

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

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Screen Time vs Book Time

I.T. Fear

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"I need a more interactive you."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Family separated by the Internet

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

Trolling on social media

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

"Oh sure, there's eternal damnation and all that...but he, free wifi!"

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

Digital Daze: Texting during a meeting.

"Doom scrolling."