Digital Amigo Gifts

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

S.S.dot.com

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Silver Surfer.

Busking during a pandemic

Desert wifi

"Up a little more on the left."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."