Digital Grandma Gifts

Silver Surfer.

The cell phone soother for life.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'You're texting? Wait--'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Rock on Grandma!

Newborns on cell phones

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Childhood Screen Addict

Today's Mothers Day!

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

Bubbies and technology

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

Bubbies and technology

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Hi. I'm a new dad. Do you have an app for that?'

'Technology has come a long way. Instead of kicking, the baby is now tweeting.'

'Look at him with his iDad...'

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