Digital Grandma Gifts

Silver Surfer.

The cell phone soother for life.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'You're texting? Wait--'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Rock on Grandma!

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Childhood Screen Addict

Today's Mothers Day!

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Newborns on cell phones

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Technology has come a long way. Instead of kicking, the baby is now tweeting.'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as scrolling down to find my year of birth."